Digital Vomit Records

DER NARRENTURM PATHOLOGISH-ANATOMISCHES BUNDESMUSIK

A celebration of deviationism, mutation and the beauty of genetic error.

Just an idea for a new comp (it's been a while since the Dildonomicon thing).

It's about this museum in Vienna. I've never been there but have a leaflet a friend of mine who visited the museum brought me once. I have seen the website (http://www.narrenturm.at/), though… I'd write some blurb about it to convince people about the artistry and grace of the idea, but I'm busy being lazy, so I'll spare you my glaring prose.

The (general) idea is to make beautiful mutant tracks. as in WTF was that! (but so repelling and outlandish it's beautiful).

I'll try to hook up with the CockRockDisco dudes, so we can do it á la Dildonomicon.

To start it off you can send your stuff (links, files) to

ibn.batuta [at] gmail dot com

or drop them here:

http://soundcloud.com/isg/dropbox

some realated stuff:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_General_Hospital#The_Narrenturm_.28Fool.27s_Tower.29

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2004/sep/01/guardianfirstbookaward2004.gurardianfirstbookaward2

http://ineradicablestain.com/half_life.html

Feel free to help/contribute.

—Batuta Fat. August 13, 2009

i've already started growing a 3rd ball in preparation.

The links in "some related stuff" aren't live, and I'd really like them to be so I can research this. :)

even though i live in vienna, and been outside of the narrenturm a couple of times (if memory serves me right, i should somewhere even have pix of when i was there with hardoff, once he was visiting…)i've never been inside… and it's not for lack of wanting to go, but due to lazyness and the fact, that you have to organise visits in advance (unless that has changed)…

anyway, i'm up to do a track for this comp, and maybe, but no promise, might finally go visit the narrenturm. if i do so, i'll see if i can do some exclusive pictures….

rock on, th

well there you go. i have nearly been there, and i didn't even realize it.

oh hang on. i did go there!

oliver, how come you couldn't come in? yuko and i went there. i remember now. it was all full of giant stomach worms, ticks, fleas, those things that swim up your piss and into your cock in the amazon river, flies that lay eggs inside your tear ducts,…etc etc

yeah. really cool museum.

oh for sure. i'm definitely doing something for this comp.

if i do something for this comp i lay claim on the word "candiru" for song titles/pseudonyms.

Me and the lady dragon are thinking of something. i mentioned to her last night and she just said "the gasman".

she's since explained her meaning and she right……

well, yeah… i probably just check it out again. i only remember, way back when i discovered the narrenturm, there was a note next to the door that the exhibition was only to be seen by previous appointment. good chance they may have regular visiting hours nowadays… the rest is due to my ass being in somewhat differing degrees of lazy states most of the time…:)

anywho….

found the idea (and the Dragon's comment) most inspiring. My tracks done - first thing i've done in months, so thanks.

cool.

can you send it to me to the address above? or send a link where I can download it.

you can post it here if you want, though I understand the concern expressed here that doing that spoils the thing a little bit (as in people downloading the tracks as they come for fear that the project never completes…)

I have this guy who's gonna do some artwork for this.

I didn't mention a deadline for this, but say november the 27th, 2049, for no apparent reason.

Now that's a deadline I can work with. Count me in!

Some news on the mutantness of us all:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8227442.stm

Just to bring the thread back to life.

Deadline could be pushed back, I guess, since I'm really busy with work and not really hassling people about it as much as I've planned (though that might change real quick: so be warned!)

When I come home from work
Im fiendin for a WAV
I got MP3 on my mind
Im hearing sample call
Telling me to beep the producer to deliver me stuff
Keep it a secret from my girl, cuz she thinks I dont use tracks
There I was, bleeding from my nose and damn
I couldnt breathe but Im still thinking about the next tune
Its friday night and Im not trying to leave my crib, the internet
Ill kill myself while the producers eating japanese food
I aint got no pride, Im beegin for this shit
Im lying to myself telling the dudes I wont do it again
Its all make believe, I pretend that Im done
When you give me tracks, Im dodging you every chance that I get
Even if its bad, Ill master it up in a minute
Beep you back complain that you put too much reverb in it
If you fall for that and send me a new track
Ill be making more crazy faces than jim carrey on crack
Cuz yo Im ripped, I owe you loot
Plus I annoy you
I deserve to be murdered, but the comp is doing it for you
I got nerve, can you put them extra tunes on my bill
Yo Ill you were friends and we dont even chill
I need TRACKS

I need TRACKS

—b

You've got a track (via soundcloud).

hey, gracias!

I got it. Thanks a lot.

Tracks are slowly getting my way. I got five at the moment. But I still have to personally harass some people in order to pry them off them.

Hardoff? Tomoroh? Qrqyt? Etc.? Do you you want to start getting calls at five in the morning, can I smell yo dick?

-ib

hey,

i got my final exam (master in communication sciences) on monday… i got a track almost finished. will finish till deadline!

i don't mind if you call at 5 in the morning your time. it will be midday over here.

don't worry, tomoroh, deadline is kinda pushed back.

now I'm aiming for a jan/feb 2010 "release".

thanks guys (except hardoff)

Sent a track to your gmail.

hey,
did you get my track, batuta? sent it via usendit a couple of daze before the night before xmas…
let me know, if nothing should have arrived!

yes, I got it!

thanks a lot.

will update soon on this whole thing.

I have half the tracks I'd planned, so I think I'll wrap things up and this will be ready in february.

b

I've got a track I was planning on sending you as well, if I can get it together I'll try and send it tonight (or at least get a link up somewhere)

On Edit: I've sent it via Soundcloud - hopefully it's mutated enough for you…

keep it alive and mutating. my track is coming. and i bet you haven't got one from pete dev/null yet either, so hold your horses.

yes, yes, I'm holding (my horsey dick) waiting for yous!!!!

and some other mutagenic fungia!!!!

pretty cool. this is finally 'bukkakeing' together!!!!

—b

bukkake is all about coming together :)

Meet Frankenlouie:

http://www.snotr.com/video/3400

I'm kind of wrapping things up on this… so please, if you plan to contribute with a track, now is the time to send it!!

Thank you.

ok, will do.